Jeezum Crow,the thoughts of what I would do if a braless Salma Hayek plopped down on the bike beside me at the gym. I would have to open a magazine on my lap to keep my, um, reaction from showing.
Update:
Okay, so it’s been… 16 years since this post. Clearly it’s time for us to gaze upon Salma’s unfettered boobs again.