Who is it that Vanessa Minnillo was dating? Some hot young stud I’m sure. Whoever he is, I doubt he has the charisma and the coiffed, perfect, golden-boy hair that I do. Also, I can make awesome pancakes. I doubt even perfect pancakes will win us a date with a braless Vanessa Minnillo, but I can juggle too. She can put her little tiny purse on my nightstand anytime. For a real treat, we can always take a look at little Ms. Vanessa in a see-through top…