Top 7 Reasons We Like This Braless Girlie

7) She is pretty.
Call us shallow, but we like pretty girls more than we like ugly ones.
6) She looks inebriated.
Suspicious glow to the cheeks. Dark pub-like background in the photo. Drunk pretty girls are even more fun than sober pretty girls (we learned this in college).
5) We like her halter top.
Halter tops are great. Very minimalist, not wasteful. If we all did away with sleeves and straps, think of how much material we would save, and how much better off the environment would be. And that material is very thin – less waste!
4) Nice bellybutton.
So her abs aren’t ripped, so what. Everyone that has ripped abs, please raise your hand. See, bunch of beer-swilling, cheescake nibbling goobers got no business commenting on the extra 0.75 lbs she’s packed on eating Weight Watchers deserts while watching Gray’s Anatomy. We don’t like outies, she has an innie, she qualifies.
3) Stance.
We’re glad she’s not in a military uniform (not that there’s anything wrong with a hot chick in a military uniform), but the way she’s standing – so proud, so firm – makes us think of the STARS AND STRIPES, and hot dogs, and the 4th of July, and rolling around on a blanket naked picnics.
2) The general illusion.
She makes us think of girlfriends who are very concerned about their partner’s (frequent) sexual satisfaction, like to bring home new sextoys once per week, never yell at us about taking the trash out, don’t have a mother who likes to visit, and tend to shop with their own credit cards. We understand such a woman does not exist, but looking at her angelic face and uh the rest of her, for just a brief moment in time, we believe its possible.
1) She is braless.
Oooh, boy, is she braless. She defines the word braless. Look up braless in Wikipedia or Webster’s, and you may very well see a photo of this girl demonstrating the correct method. And the shape, the very contour of her condition is most magnificent. No slackers here. Go for the gusto, that’s what we always say. Beam your headlights around the world, be free, be pokie.