Hire a Hit on Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Man

We realize she is not getting any younger or perkier, but dayum she is still so super-fine. Getting scolded, smashed in the head, or ignored by a braless Jennifer Love Hewitt would probably be better than winning the lottery maybe even getting french-kissed by a drunk Jery Ryan. Uh, where was I… oh yeah. Anyway, Jen is hanging around with this boyfriend looking dude that makes us slightly jealous. It is only a slight consolation that he looks like a…

You know what, maybe he treats her nice. Maybe her calls her several times a day and buys her flowers often.