Hi Guys and Gals. The crazy boys of BralessBlog have asked me to help bring a breath of fresh air to the website, so for the next little while, I’ll be popping in and out and acting as a guest blogger.
You may find that the things I offer you, the readers, is slightly different from what the other perverts guys offer. To put it more plainly, compared to “Mr. Pokies” and friends, I will much less frequently be dropping a few photos on you and writing one or two sentences such as “Wow, dude, check out her nipples.”
I won’t claim to be more sophisticated than they are. Just more talented. Hahahahahahaha.
Mike, one of the “Mr. Pokies” guys, may end up divorcing himself from the group and posting here under a different Admin name. At any rate, he has presented a few questions to me saying all of our readers will want to know X. Allow me to answer a few of the (anticipated) most frequently asked questions directed towards me…
1) How big are your boobs?
I’m tempted to say “mind your own business”, but I’ll be cooperative and say large B or small C.
2) How many bras do you own?
Approximately one meeeeelion bras.
3) Are you hot?
Yep.
4) Do you have a website?
I have a few websites. I will very reluctantly provide you with a link to one of my most mundane and my most recent…
I will probably regret posting that link and come back and edit it out, we’ll see.
5) Are you married?
Currently single. Don’t get your hopes up.
6) Do I make your HORNY BABY?
Funny, Mike. You day job is a comedian, right? Maybe you should try a penis pump.
7) What do you drive?
Only a guy would ask this question! I drive a Volvo station wagon. And no snide remarks about me being a soccer mom – I have kids but currently no soccer players.
8) Tell us about the last time you went braless (no boring stories please, bedtime does not count)…I went to the dry cleaners last week to pick a dress up, and I happened to run in there wearing a tube top with no bra. The little Indian guy behind the counter was having a very hard time focusing on anything except my chest.
9) Have you ever had dirty thoughts about me?
Sheesh, give it a rest, Mike! To answer your question, I have had dirty thoughts about almost everybody. So don’t think of yourself as being in special company.
10) Anything else you would like to tell us?
As a prim and proper but kinky lady who also happens to always keep an eye on commerce, I’ll plug Nikki’s website because a) I think she’s hot, b) maybe she’ll give me a commission.