Carshow Boobies

I think I am starting to realize that the reason guys go to carshows is NOT to see car stuff. I went to a spring carshow a few weeks ago and I was surprised to see that all of the commercialized stuff – the car care products, the performance parts companies, even the well-known tire companies – hire “spokespeople” to mingle with the crowd. The term “spokespeople” in this case means “scantily dressed women with their boobs hanging out.” Also, there was a bikini contest that almost (I mean it was || that close) turned into a flash-a-thon. Maybe I need to get myself a job as a spokesperson…