Sweater Stretching Sansbra

Sweater stretchers are good to see.
They are fit for you and me.
When they wear no bra on top
it makes me wish I was a cop.
So I could say “STOP RIGHT THERE”
and run my fingers through her hair
and tell her sweaters and nips
are even better than fish and chips.
-Legendary prose by KingMike (thank you for the applause, line forms to the rear)