Audrina Partridge

This is Audrina Partridge and her breasts. I thought I would introduce you to both, because really the chances that Audrina’s breasts are a real part of her and therefore don’t require a separate introduction are very small. Not that I’m complaining. The only way I could watch Audrina (or any of the other hot little twitties) on The Hills was if I muted it and did the picture in a picture thing on my fancy TV. The Hills is gone, but rest easy because you’ll be able to see Audrina with all her enhancements on her own show in 2010. No word on whether she’ll stay clothed, but I’m reasonably certain she will at some point speak.