The Color Purple

No, I’m not talking about The Color Purple movie with Oprah Winfrey in it. Wasn’t Whoopi Goldberg in there too? Neither of those two mamma’s gets my ding donging. I’m talking about this sweetie walking down the street in a purple tank top that stands no chance – like zeeeero – of containing those healthy-sized double-D’s. I bet the gal she is walking with has a brother at home. He probably broke his ankle when he fell down while playing Tiger Woods Pro Golf Gigolo on the Wii when his big sis walked into the house with Purple Lady. Those things are like torpedo tits, and I mean that in a “hey your boobs are unique and I would like to bamboozle them” sort of way.

edit: Youtube nannies removed my video…