Miley Cyrus Braless

Miley Cyrus is such a cutie-pie. She has a sexy, smoky, crooner of a voice. She apparently likes to smoke things out of bongs, and that little body is for the most part completely unmarked by an age-related defects. She is just barely 18, which allows us to slobber and grope freely without fear of retribution or any type of guilt complex. I like her eyes and her slightly goofy smile. And did I mention her body, the whole perky age thing? Miley is not her real name, it’s a shortened form of her nickname Smiley. I can’t be sure she would be smiling if she new the perverted things that were going through my mind, but then again maybe she has grown up fast and grown up right as my friend Tom Petty says. I like this dress she is wearing. Kind of sexy, makes me wonder what’s underneath it (yum).