Gemma Merna Pokies

I want everyone to understand that you don’t have to be a big star to be featured on bralessblog. Hey, we fight for equal opportunity, and watch out for the little gals. It helps if you are a Golden Globes star, but the golden globes we’re interested in have nothing to do with a statue, and everything to do with statuesque.

Gemma Merna is a good example. Admit it, you don’t even know who the heck she is. Me either. Ok, alright, she must be famous enough in some part of the world for some photographer geek to stalk her and shoot pictures of her while she’s exercising in the park. But still, she is in no headlines. I’m not here to sensationalize some kind of sex tape, or promote her latest ab video. I’m just here to admire those boobies. You too.

Whoever the toolbag is, he can’t help but notice her erect nipples poking out of that sportsbra. Hell, she could buzzsaw through some of the groundcover there and make the jog easier just by unleashing those perky little girls. I myself, a regular adonis, am a fine physical specimen, and have done some personal training. If a gal I was training showed up with a pair of pokeys like that, you can bet I would be distracted enough to hem, haw, stutter, and stare. Not unlike Ms. Jordan Carver, I would whip Gemma into shape… or at least freak her out and make her run from me.