Braless Women 10

A tip, ladies. From me to you. You don’t have to pay for it, even though it’s really valuable and can potentially change your life. It’s free, a gift. Because I’m generous, and you have boobs.

Use what you’ve got.

That’s it. That’s the tip. But I’ll go ahead and explain.

See this girl? See how she’s kind of average looking? Now, I’m not saying her face is all busted up or she looks like a horse. She was nice enough to submit these photos and petition the lords of the braless for inclusion into the site, so I won’t diss her by any means. I’m just saying she is no super-model. But she uses what she has. In her case, she’s got some pretty darn good boobs. Nothing special about them, they are maybe a little bigger than average, maybe a little less perky than the Hollywood ideal, less shapely than the perfect round orbs being churned out of the plastic surgeon’s office these days. But it don’t matter. She’s workin it. She’s got boobs, and she’s using ’em. A little makeup, some lipstick or lipgloss.

Is she perfectly skinny? No. Boobie badger don’t care. Boobie badger is captivated by those luscious melons she has bouncing around. What she has may not make her millions. But she will use it to enhance her life. Get her out of speeding tickets. Get her free drinks at bars. Probably even get her a few promotions at work. Women’s lib people may scream and pound, but this is all about liberation. If everybody uses what they’ve got (guys and gals), tries to build on things they don’t got, and doesn’t get all bitchy and whiney when somebody they don’t really like has got something they don’t, ahhh what a beautiful world it will be.