Ivanka Trump Braless and Wanton

Apparently we need to create a new category specific to Ivanka Trump sashaying around braless, because this babe does it pretty often. Witness here and here to name a few. I guess she had those girls implanted by the finest surgeon money could buy, and she figures what the heck, I might as well get my money’s worth and show them off. Which is exactly what I figure too. In fact, it’s apparent that Ivanka and I share a lot in common, and we think a lot alike. I would wager a guess that I know just what she needs. She has been around the blue bloods for far too long. She grew up dating mouse’d up boys driving Porsches and drinking cognac. But she has seen the redneck tv shows, and she’s heard about bad boys who give their women a good stuffing, and she is longing for it.

In the nicest way possible, I would ravage her and give her a new appreciation for what DTF means. Thanks to my homies in New Jersey who taught me the phrase DTF. C’mon, do you know any other statuesque, rich, blonde babes who flop their boobies around braless and aren’t a part of the fashion or Hollywood scene? This is a sign that she and I are made for each other.

She likes to wear white. With no bra. And hard nipples. Raise your hand if you mind.