Braless Women 17

It’s time to round up some pokies.

Gal number one is rocking the tanktop. If the material got any thinner, it would be effervescent like an alka-seltzer. I can see every pore and ridge on her aureolae, which is a fancy word for nipple for those of you currently reading this on your Cricket phone in the middle of a walmart.

Gal number 2 is just ahhhsum. The way she is squeezing those boobies together so they are able to produce the maximum effect makes me so happy. That’s the way to use your assets girl. If Hillary Clinton would do that every time she visited a new country – just pop off the plane and bam squeeze her girls together – we would get a lot more politicking going on. Nipple licking too, but politicking most importantly.

And Ohhh the football gal. First of all, when a regulation sized football is just barely bigger than your braless boobies, we know we’re in for a good show. Second of all, if that cutoff shirt, which manages to show underboob from here to eternity, got any sexier, it would be banned in six states. And thirdly, those boobs appear to be the most perfect shape evah-evah-evah.

Last but not least, we have some dark-skinned lady from the child-rearing department who has pokies so perfectly pointed and well-suited to nursing it makes me thirsty. Those things would poke you in the eye and scrape you on the nose and leave you wanting to make them jiggle doggy-style.