Hopeless Tanktop

From the braless tanktop files, we have a truly hopeless case. This young lady has undoubtedly damaged this tanktop beyond all recognition. The straps will never snap back into position after trying to support such a mother lode. She is grinning sort of like she knows this. When gals squeeze the boobies together with their arms, you can be sure this is a well-practiced move. It’s designed to create an enormous cavern of cleavage, which typically hypnotizes all onlookers and either turns us in to babbling vegetables, or encourages us just to hand over the keys to our hearts and/or wallets.

I like the faded jeans and the lip gloss. I like the little hint of aureola. This is a happy photo. It makes pretty much everybody that sees it feel bright, and sunshiny, and probably a touch horny. I say some of the morning shows like Fox News or Good Morning America or maybe even the Today show need to park a lady right by the newsdesk, and every time the cut to commercial she smiles and squeezes and cheers the audience up with some cleavage. Holy crap, this could stop wars and reduce the occurrence of heart attacks and strokes. Just for suggesting this, I will probably receive a Nobel Peace Prize.