National Pokies Day

Forget Barack. If I were president, I would declare National Pokies Day. We would hand out free ice cream to women who demonstrated their pokiness. Hell, we’d even hand out free ice cream to men too. Cuz I’m that cool. It’s not that I’d get turned on by men’s pokies, but I think it would help lighten the mood up a little, and we’d all stand a better chance of seeing some hot babes with nice racks.

Pokies are legitimately hard to ignore. When you stop by the grocery store to get your Ramen Noodles and your Bush Light and your copy of 4×4 Magazine, and you stumble across that little hottie in the Pepcid aisle, and she has the v-neck t-shirt on with no bra and pokies are evident, sure as the world you’re gonna drop your stuff.

This girl is rocking her ipod in a flesh-colored, translucent shirt, that could post as a great facsimile of a winning arrangement in a wet t-shirt contest. Man, you can see right through it. I probably shouldn’t post it since we have a very strict law against showing nudity (it makes things too easy). But hey, I’m here to see the hottest.

Oh, wow, stare into the light and you will be mesmerized by the unfettered boobies. That is one cute chic isn’t it? Those pokies are just what you need to end your date properly.

And while the quality of this pokies pic isn’t the greatest, you can see why it was included in today’s collection. It’s because she is hot enough to make you tongue a tobasco bottle and weep for joy. Son, when she look like that, turn the charm on. Do what daddy taught you, ok? You can go deer huntin later, make sure you wear the t-shirt without the ketchup stains, and try to impress her.