Heidi Klum Braless

Heidi Klum is one tall, skinny drink of water. I figure she must have some serious icepick nipples in order to make such fierce pokies in this blue dress. I mean, she’s skinny with maybe b-cups so you gotta try really hard to eek out some pokies under those conditions. Heidi is getting up there in age. She and her man Sealed popped out like 12 kids. There for awhile, every time I saw a picture of her she had a baby bump and big mommie hooters. Now I hear that she’s divorcing Seal. Hey, good riddance. Does he even sing any more? I haven’t seen him on Hee-Haw lately. Where does a guy go after getting dumped by Heidi Klum. Actually here’s what I would do. I’d find some young tramp and flash her all over the city. Heidi is pretty and everything, but older women always get all bitter and pissy when they think about the young foxes gobbling up all the guys.