Paula Garces

You immediately called it for what it is. Because you are an expert. You have a skillset few possess, honed by hours upon hours of practice here on BralessBlog. You can spot fake boobies, and you’re are flagging Paula Garces as having them.

Hey, it’s no big deal. Fake boobies are better than no boobies, that’s what I always say. Look at Paula’s face. I know we rarely make it up that far, in this case almost 20 inches above the nipple line. But she is an astounding beauty. Even though she’s 38 years old, she has looks that could boil a turnip. She has been in a bunch of television stuff, and some movies, but alas she has never been in my bed. Although I would like to try and bounce a quarter off those tight boobs, I will likely never get a chance.

Just to give it a really thorough going-over, I see that despite her outrageously perfect posture, the nips are poking down just a bit. And she has enough roundness to keep some cleavage, just a bit of press-together even though her purple satin dress provides no support without a bra. So anyway, I’m just saying, not the worse ever, by any means.