Marion Cotillard Batman’s Braless Babe

I went to see Batman in the theater this weekend. Nobody shot at me, so I guess I should feel lucky. Indeed, I do feel lucky, because I got to see Marion Cotillard rolling around with Bruce Wayne on a bearskin rug in front of a fireplace.

She is 36 years old, so she’s getting a few miles on her. She reminds me a lot of Katy Perry. Same big mellons, and big round eyes, and big shiny white teeth. Except for that dang mole in the center of her forehead. Seriously, it’s 2012, you can get stuff like that taken care of. A few months ago, I went to jump the bones of the older lady that lives in the trailer next me, and there was this um spot on her coozie and she said don’t worry son, I just had a mole removed. See, even trailer park ladies do it.

Believe it or not, Marion tends to keep those big boobies strapped down pretty consistently when out at movie premiers and such. It was a struggle to dig around and fine some pics that highlighted her massive mammaries and demonstrated the proper level of braless cleavage.

To atone for this, Marion conversely tends to get nekkid a lot, even showing the beaver. I can’t stoop so low as to show nudity on my world-famous blog, but you can go HERE and check it out for yourself (you dirty pervert).