Minka Kelly Braless and Smiley

Ok so I admit it, I didn’t know who Minka Kelly was before today. I had to google her. Twenty years ago, if I said I googled some hot lady I didn’t know, people might get a little uncomfortable and wonder if that was some kind of perverted public groping. In this specific case, that’s not far off the accurate line, but you see my point. My point is, when Minka Kelly presents those wonderful perky breasts all braless and shiny, and then BAM! she smiles, time slows way down. Einstein accounted for this in his theory of relativity, and also experienced it – didn’t he sleep with his busty cousin or something?

Minka’s mom was an exotic dancer. At least until she got knocked up by an Aerosmith guitarist. Minka was in a couple of seedy movies that are my favorites – Friday Night Lights and Charlie’s Angels. Why I didn’t notice her boobies and burn her name into my brain forever I’ll never know. Who knows, maybe she only had like a 5 minute part. She has those sultry dark eyes and dark hair, and I think she would look really great in my bed with a tiny red g-string on. She is curvy, and she’s 32, which means she better start learning how to starve herself so she doesn’t get too pudgy. Honestly, I’d hump her pudgy too, she is that hot.

Doe she have fake boobs? Wow, those things look great. Stand by while I go do a little more “research”…