Amanda Seyfried Braless

Holy crikey, we ain’t got no Amanda Seyfried posts! Gotta rectify, not justify. Cain’t lie, them boobs is fly. If you had double-d-cup knockers, you would probably go to the gym in some kind of little workout tanktop, sweat your ass off, then stomp around town until you found your Mercedes Benz. I know I would. Amanda does it just right, with some serious, no fooling around pokies. Even sweaty and a little stank, with that braid making her look like some bleached out pocohontus, I would hit it. She has a great body and all, but seriously when you look close, does she look like she works out much? Maybe she just started. I’m not saying she’s fat or needs to quit eating pancakes every Wednesday morning, I’m just saying she doesn’t look particularly toned or athletic.

I saw Amanda Seyfried in a movie by the name of Chloe. I don’t remember much about it, but I do remember being impossibly horny during this crazy lesbian scene. Also, Julianna Moore rubbed one off in the shower. That probably got me going, then by the time the crack snackin got going, I was horny enough to hump the TV remote.

Seyfried gets nekkid in a lot of the movies she does. It’s kind of gratuitous, and this is coming from a pervert like me who won’t watch a movie unless it has some nudity in it. You gotta wonder if she has an exhibitionist side, and tells the director, hey I wanna show you allll my stuff k?

Although she looks quite grumpy in these pics, I can assure you I know exactly what it would take to cheer her up. One romp in the backseat of her Benz would be enough to cure her for several hours. Then she would turn into a crazed lunatic in search of another FIX from my Adonis-like body, but alas I must move on and service the other customers.