Sofia Vergara Soft Boobies

All of us know who Sofia Vergara is. All of he women out there know who she is because they want hair and boobies like hers. All of the men out there know who she is because, well because they want boobies like hers. They are soft, and they can be squished around, and the bounce like a boob is supposed to. I know this because I watch very carefully. I’ve seen her on TV a few times, and in a few commercials. She shows up in magazines too, but for some reason any magazine with her in it that gets near me ends up with the pages stuck together. What gives?

Now, I’ll admit, she ain’t perfect. Her teeth are a little too big and a little too white. It’s like the definition of caps or whatever you call them. Shoot, she could have dentures and I wouldn’t care. My view rarely gets above her chest. Unless she has her back to me. And then my view tends to drift down, down, until BAM I get to that booty. This gal has some curves. Hopefully she sticks with jenny craig as she ages so we have no flab problems. I could always be her personal trainer. But I’d be afraid she’d get pregnant, cause I’m real virile. Even got a tattoo that says that: REAL VIRILE. Chicks digit.