Jennifer Lawrence Disappearing C-Cups

I saw Hunger Games last night. And being the pervert that I am, I couldn’t help but slobber over Jennifer Lawrence. She isn’t a smoking hot, drop the punch bowl kinda gal. She more or less slips up on you, like the next door neighbor who is very pretty but not hot enough to daydream about. I noticed her body, oh yes I did. That is a 20-year-old prime hunk o woman there. Very firm and grabbable. You could get some serious traction in bed with Jennifer, maybe enough to throw the earth off its axis.

It’s odd, I can’t quite solve the case of the disappearing c-cups. One minute, she has some nice boobies, the next minute poof they’re gone. When a girl has soft nattys, they can squish around and kind of compress and it’s not too hard to play peek-a-boo with compression bras and the like. One minute you see em, the next minute you don’t. The movie is sort of like that, but the movie guys for whatever reason decided not to showcase her intoxicating cleavage.

Fo sho Jennifer knows to let the girls out when she’s doing red carpet stuff. I mean, any rich movie star 20 year old is going to bare to the air, but Jennifer manages to do it in a classy way. Still doesn’t stop me from wanting to, you know, paint her town white, but I would be willing to shower first.

And uh because I like it, I’m including a shot of her ass. Don’t have nuthin to do with braless boobies, but you can write a letter to complain to your congressman if you don’t like it. Apparently, she isn’t too uptight considering she’s willing to strip down in a public parking lot beside her car.

There are other Jennifer’s that have her beat upstairs, but Ms Lawrence certainly does have pretty eyes.