Rosamund Pikie Braless

I only know Rosamund Pike from the brief stint she did as a Bond Girl a few years ago. Any girl that does James Bond film automatically achieves some kind of unapproachable status in my book. Course, that’s pretty much every girl. Even though I’m a golden haired god, my teeth are green and sometimes I forget to shower. One time I jumped in the neighborhood pool and all the kids scattered. I think it had to do with the big cloud of slime that washed off me. All this seems to conspire against me when it comes to winning over average girls, or girls as hot as Rosamund. She has little boobies, honestly, but she is sooo free with them. Like, every picture I see of her she is running around with cute pokies just waiting for me to brush up against her while I talk to her about changing the oil in her car. Or fixing her flat. Or pumping her gas, or whatever.

I’m pretty sure she got naked (at least topless) in Fracture with Anthony Hopkins.