Jennifer Aniston Braless Tanktop Goodness

We might as well rock some Jennifer Aniston action. She may be like 50 years old and look like a wrinkly sourpuss in a couple of these pics, but go an admit that you could give a flying fart at a rolling donut. If you’re like me (and trust me, be glad you’re not) you would rejoice and dance the happy jig just to sniff the lint out of Jen’s dryer screen. Not that a rich lady like herself has dryer lint. She probably wears her clothes once and throws them away.

Note: I keep pilfering her garbage hoping to find some used granny panties. So far, no luck. What could she be doing with those things?

Bra or no bra, Jen is always rocking the pokies. Ya don’t have to search to find pictures of her nips, they are always present. Everybody noticed it on Friends, but all her friends were too polite to mention it. Not me. If I ever met her, I would cheerfully say “Hi, Jen! Nice pokies ya got there!” If she slapped me or whatever that would be fine I guess.

So keep in mind it’s not that she is getting old and wrinkly. It’s that fact that she can slip into a tanktop at any time and bring you to your knees blubbering like a horny whale.