Shawn Johnson a Braless Chunk

I’ve been watching Shawn Johnson on Dancing With the Stars. Don’t worry, that doesn’t make me gay, just a horny pervert. She is such a cute little chunk. Not chunky, just a chunk of woman. She is of course muscular, because she’s been doing gymnastics and various forms of physical activity her whole life. She was wearing this suit that was really low cut and showed off her lower abs. And I mean lower, like down to the muff area. Every time her partner has to throw her up in the air or support her weight, I can see him grimace like… ohh lord my back. Again, I’m not calling her fat, she’s just a fine hefty example of an athletic woman.

I didn’t google it cuz I’m too lazy, but I swear I think she has golden eyes. Her boobies are b-cups on a good day, but we certainly won’t hold that against her. What we are going to give her mucho credito for is prancing around on the red carpet in those heels and that dress with no bra on. I think she is only like four feet tall, but if she were to wrap those super-strong legs around you and squeeze, she would pop you like a cork. There was a James Bond girl like that right? Maybe Shawn needs to be in the next James Bond movie.