Mandy and Alicia Sing to Their Nipples

We will tangle with a couple of singers tonight.

Yep it’s been awhile since we took a look at Mandy Moore. I have no clue what’s she’s been up to since 2009, but her looks haven’t exactly deteriorated. She looks like a porcelain goddess. What’s up with the white silk shirt with no bra? Is she wacko? She knows her pokies are going to cause guys and maybe some gals to crash out on the street. Granted, she’s a b-cup so those girls aren’t likely to give her a black eye.

And then we have Alicia Keys boinging down the beach. That first pic is practically see-through, her bikini top is lookin kinda thin and wet. I’m assuming she’s a mom, cause those nipples look like they have won a war or two. I don’t get the velour pants. I don’t want to sound like I’m casting aspersions or making assumptions on account of race (I’m much too politically correct for that), but women of color love their damn velour pants. It has to be a whole ensemble, the pants with the zippered hoodie. You guys know what I’m talking about right? They sell those suity-suits at Wal-Mart, most of my dates wear them, but I would guess Alicia buys hers somewhere a bit more expensive. Who knows where the top went, her nipples probably tore it to shreds during the first mile and she was kind enough to toss it in a wastebasket.