Fruity Nipples

I have an idea. Let’s print out a big sign and tape it up on the doors of the grocery store. It will read:
ALL WHO ENTER MUST PRESENT
POKIES IN A TANKTOP
NOTE: BRAS NOT PERMITTED
I figured by the time the chick walks through the frozen food aisle, she’ll be able to cut glass with those nips.

This girl can’t decide what kind of grapes she wants. What she may not realize is a raisin is just a dried up grape. Not that I’m comparing her luscious boobies to anything that’s dried up, but she is totally smuggling some raisins under there.

Judging by the expression on her face, she is talking to somebody. And the photo is presented as if taken by somebody standing directly in front of her. So both of these assumptions lead me to believe it isn’t some kind of hidden camera voyeur type thing, it’s probably just her boyfriend snapping photos because he’s turned on by her fruity nipples. She looks like she could use a little makeup, but you know I could definitely take a ride home with her. I’d slide my hand up her leg and whisper in my most Top Gun voice “you’ve lost that luvin feeling.”