Ashley Greene and the Braless Dogwalk

Ashley Greene knows how to do it. What I mean is, stomp around aimlessly in the streets, walking her dog while guys stare and mumble about her braless boobs. And they aren’t bad. They are more than a mouthful, which even her doggie notices. Jiggle and wiggle and scoop the poop. Just in case she needs a little refresher, she has special spikes and nubbins on her handbag. These she uses to rasp against her nipples to make sure they are standing at full attention. If the construction workers are really busy, sometimes you have to try extra hard to capture their attention.

In the one photo, it looks like she is actually pointing to her nipple.
Hey! Dude? You lookin? Lookit my nipple. Right there. See it? Okay, just checking.
Or maybe she’s pointing to the bralessblog watermark, as if to say, I’m about to be even more famous.

These things happen you know. Struggling young starlets dream of spending a little time on the front page of the bralessblog. Spruce up the hair, strip off the bra, and hope we notice them. Hunter Leigh comes to mind (frequently). And we do notice them, but there’s only so much time to spread our special kind of good cheer in the world. Maybe we should try a new thing were we fap post like 5 times per day, exposing that many more nips to the warmth of our attention.