WTF Braless

What in the sam hill is going on here?

I ran across these pics on this other website because, uh I was, well I tend to you know look at dirty pictures of women on the internet. Hey, don’t judge me. Maybe you’ve done it once or twice yourself. I really didn’t know who Imogen Thomas was. I had to look her up to find out she’s Welsh, and she does some TV stuff, and she’s twenty nine years old.

I did not have to look her up to know she is mighty proud of those massive cans. WTF lady, can you give us all a break? Waving those things around, knowing that they are deadly weapons. Sheesh. In the one pic, she’s got her stomach all sucked in and her boobs all thrust out, and her nips are hard enough to cut a ceramic pie plate.

I have heard this rumor than sometimes when you get fake boobies, you lose sensation in your nipples. I suspect this only happens when some South American surgeon who has only practiced on a grapefruit slices into your beloveds. But I would hope this would never happen to a lady as proud of her pair as Imogen. When you bury your face in there and really give it the old razzle-dazzle, you don’t want her to not feel a thing, right?