Emmanuelle Chriqui Freaky

I haven’t posted anything about Emmanuelle Chriqui since 2007, which is absolutely unforgivable. This little gal must be Armenian, cause she has the dark eyebrows that suggest a crazy wookie bush if left untrimmed. Not that she would do that, my girl has a little landing strip just as sure as my name is Zeus. She is still looking very young and chipper. And she’s wearing some kind of shiny-ass wrap that emphasizes her curves. Very flat stomach, very cute cheek dimples, very big bust.

You can kind of see some pokies, but we already knew she was braless. Why on earth would you even bother to go to a red carpet event in Hollywood wearing a bra if your name was Emmanuelle? She has brown eyes, and I wash they were blue. Also, her arms are just a tad flabby. But c’mon, ya’ll know I’m just being picky. In reality, I would worship the ground she walked on if she would just give me a little biscuit of attention.

Incidentally, I don’t know who the old hag is she’s standing there with in the one pic. I don’t mean to ruin it for you, but hey maybe she isn’t wearing a bra either in which case even at her advanced age, we just can’t bear to keep her outta here.