A Couple of Jennys

I forget, especially when I’m drunk, how the plural vs possessive thing works. If it is two of a lady named Jenny, but it is not possessive, there’s no apostrophe right? Except, really it is possessive, since both Jennys possess fabulouso bodies and perky boobies and have dispossessed brassieres.

First up, we have Jenny McCarthy, who is certainly no stranger to these parts. You can definitely tell she’s aging, but aren’t we all. And who cares, really. Those are some awesome boobies. Cleavage like that doesn’t just roll into the local Wal-Mart, at least no while I’m working there.

Next up is Jennifer Lawrence. This girl is on fire lately. Ha ha, some of you will get that pun, some are two busy with both hands in your lap to notice. She is always out and about at some red carpet event braless and wanton in her youthful sexuality. I have a hard drive full of her bodacious girl next door action. Those little moles on her boobies would look great in the soft blue and red light of my neon bud light sign. This girl looks like she knows how to offer up a motorboat to a fella. And here I am on Thanksgiving ready to accept.

I was trying to find a previous Thanksgiving post, but the best I could do is a very brief mention of our favorite gluttonous American holiday as it pertains to yet another Jenny – Ms Love Hewitt.