Kate Upton Pre-Hack

Yeah, I’m sure you guys have all heard about how some dude hacked Kate Upton‘s phone and swiped several hundred megabytes of photos and videos. Those were nudies, and we try not to stoop (?) to those levels here on bralessblog. Instead, we want to tantalize you with some pics of Ms Kate with all her naughty bits concealed. Then we can think about them, and dream about them, and long for them… which is much more erotic than actually seeing them, right? Well, generally speaking. In this case, I have seen those nudie photos, and well they are pretty badass.

Here we see Kate in some kind of little black ensemble that is cut dangerously low. I particularly like that one photo where she is holding her top closed, knowing that the photographers are going crazy trying to get a candid downblouse of somebody as famous and busty as Kate. The way the sun is shining on that cleavage, creating shadows and depth and warmth. Creating, really, at the end of the day, the perfect place for me to stick my nose and motorboat. Yes, I’m a motorboatin’ son of a bitch. Isn’t there a song from the 70’s about that?