Attack of the Braless Boobies

Imagine snoozing on your bed when a gigantic pair of boobies crushes you into smithereens. No, this is not a wet dream, it’s a very real phenomenon where evil busty girls jump on unsuspecting guys and do permanent damage. I’m telling you, be vigilant, don’t let this happen to you. At the very least you could end up with a bloody nose or missing teeth. In more moderate cases, you could get a concussion. Those aren’t fun, right? You’ve heard about all those NFL players who have to stop playing because they’ve had too many concussions. And you can even get really depressed and have suicidal thoughts when get older, all from getting your noodle racked.

This gal looks like she’s good at it too, don’t you think? It’s all fun and games until somebody’s nipple puts an eye out!