Farrah Fawcett Boob Dreams

Ok, so I know she passed away, but my musings would be considered quite a tribute by all but the most puritan of people. I don’t know why, but Farrah Fawcett crossed my mind lately. Looking through my embarrassingly lengthy archives, I haven’t mentioned her since 2006. Can that be right? Surely not…

Farrah was the stuff of dreams back when I was young. Yeah, she had great hair, and that sexy smile that said “I’m about to get naughty with you and we might get arrested.” But it was the boobs that sealed the deal.

This was before the days of implants, or at least before the days when everybody was doing it. Her girlies were perky, and natural, and just big enough to make ya cry mamma, And those nipples! Definitely deserving of an exclamation mark. She might be of the perma-pokies clan. Jennifer Anniston is president of that group. Who else could we put in there?

Did Farrah end up getting implants? I just now kinda rummaged around on the interwebz with that question, and the jury is still out. Regardless, her boobs still have an open invitation in my home.

My pubescent memories of her take me back to a time of big hair and rock bands and Fredericks of Hollywood catalogues. Was it Farrah Fawcett that was in some movies or TV shows with Lee Majors? Edit: Okay, I totall screwed that up. That’s what happens when a Greek God ages into a decrepit pervert with saturated cheetoh fat blocking his brain. I was thinking of the television show The Fall Guy, which starred Heather Thomas and Markie Post. How in the hell is it that I have never posted Markie Post? More on those gals later (yummy).

Farrah isn’t on my top ten or anything, hence the ten year hiatus from my bralessblog commentary. But dang she has a very nice overall package, and is certainly worth our attention.