Eiza Gonzalez Braless Breasticles

A BB fan named Randy suggested I post about Eiza Gonzalez and those wonderful boobies of hers.

I gotta admit that I had never heard of her before. But once I got a load of the dress she wore to the Oscars, and the craaaaazy body, it was true luv at first sight.

Eiza was born in Mexico, and her mom was a model. Maybe one day when I’m not feeling so lazy I’ll look up her mom and post some photos of her. I’m guessing mommy had a body about this yummy. Genetics usually work out that way. Just look at Susan Sarandon, and her edible daughter Eva Amurri.

Eiza’s dad was a handsome son of a gun, but he crashed a motorcycle and sent himself to that barcolounger in the sky. She says that really affected her, and she struggles with depression and overeating. Well, let me tell ya, I know all about depression and overeating. I can cure Eiza. She just has to do exactly what I tell her. Probably several times a day. Actually, I’m not as young as I used to be, so let’s call it twice per day. This cure will totally prevent her from being depressed, and she’ll feel so full she’ll never get the urge to eat anything (else).

Since 2013 she’s been starring in From Dusk Till Dawn. She also flashes those pearly whites for Avon, Neutrogena, etc. I think she sings stuff too.

There’s been talk of cosmetic surgery. I think she was on a spanish-channel saying she got a nose job, but no word on those breasties. Sometimes they look big, sometimes they look medium-sized. When she has no bra on and they are about to wiggle-wobble right out of her dress, they look heavenly, that’s fo sho.