Biking Boobs

I was driving down the road yesterday in my rusty Yugo, belching oily exhaust and trying to kill as many trees as possible, when I nearly had a head-on crash with a gal on a bicycle. She was fully equipped with a day-glow orange helmet, an LED light on her handlebars, and the fancy zip-up jerseys that you see everyone wearing these days. The funny thing is, she had that jersey unzipped halfway to her bellybutton, her boobs were spilling out, and it was quite distracting.

And I realized: this is actually a thing.

Biking boobs! A new fetish for me to, umm, enjoy!

Yes, I’ve certainly dabbled in the art of the downblouse before. It can be so yummy to enjoy a peak down a busty lady’s shirt. But this is kind of taking it to a whole different level, or at least a whole different direction.

Watching those sweaty boobies wobble to and fro while your favorite cyclist is hunched over the handlebars is mighty fun.

And like everything else these days, chicks are trying to make a living unzipping for the camera. Social media posts are blowing up when these gals grin at the camera and snap a selfie with their perkies poking. Other women are jealous, and can’t leave it alone. And guys like up click and until our clicking fingers are numb.

All in all, I think it’s a great way to turn a kind of boring sport into and excellent perversion-fest.

Occasionally you can find some wanton woman enjoying her bike ride just like nature intended – unfettered by a bra, and with those boobs deliciously unbound. Who wants to squash their boobies up in a sportsbra? Nope, not you and I. Screw it ladies, let’s slip into one of those sexy, silky jersies with no underwear or bra. And make sure your nipples are visible. And make sure that jersey rides up into the crack of your butt, and gives you a pretty soft, solid cameltoe.

Because I’m so damn awesome, I actually dug up the “old” braless bicycling video I posted to youtube awhile back. In four years, it has received around 180k views. In this case, the emphasis is on “braless” rather than biking, as this girl (with some truly ginormous knockers) isn’t exactly a world-class cyclist.

I actually got a notice the other day that youtube took down one of my videos called “braless walk”. Zero nudity, nothing raunchy, just somewhat provocative. So click the thumbs up and enjoy it while you can, who knows how long videos like this will stay up.

And after the embedded video, I’ve attached a handful of other biker babe photos. Cause I’m actually too lazy to annotate or describe them, but none of us are too lazy to enjoy them 🙂

[what do ya know, youtube nannies deleted my video!]

Update:

This cute little blondie sure does seem proud of her boobs considering how she is standing. She is thrusting those pokies out like they are the crown jewels. Now, come to think of it, they sort of are. Maybe she has ridden that bike around enough to get sweaty, and then her nipples have started poking through her wet shirt, as those nips tend to do.

Wowzers. I’m sort of glad this is just an average, run of the mill bike with no suspension. Because when busty Kelly hits a pothole, I want the full shock of that collision to bounce those beautiful big boobs everywhere. I’m fretting and worried that her cleavage may actually spill out of that red dress. Wouldn’t that be a darn shame? I understand that in this red dress and all made up, it’s a bit of a stretch to classify this under “sports pokies”, but the bike is there, and the bike seat is jammed up in her crotch, and I can’t necessarily think about anything else at this time.

As you can probably notice right away with this photo, we may have some nice big round boobies, but the elephant in the room here is the upskirt. I love how she has those legs spread wide open, and her crotch grinding on the bike seat. The boobs, at this point, are nothing but a very nice bonus. If you stare hard enough and long enough, and I know you are, you may notice some pokies in that white tanktop. I’m not a fan of the visor, but I’ll get over it.

More cyclist selfie cleavage. I guess this is the thing now? Look, if I had an instagram account and I had boobs I would be doing it too. Well, I mean, I have boobs, but they are man boobs, and I’m talking about woman boobs.

Update 2:
There is a lot to take in here. The handbra thing is made difficult when you have hooters as massive as this gal. She is perched on this exercise bike, and the seat is rammed so far up her butt that we can practically smell it. All of this perfectly presents her little mound for us to stare at, with her flawless legs spread ever so slightly.