Braless Brides

I have historically focused on bridesmaids and reception-goers in my wedding posts. But I think it’s time to cover a few brides. Not “cover” them, we want them uncovered, but you know what I mean.

Apparently getting married is like a drug to women. They get all giddy, and their pupils dilate, and they start saying yes a lot. I’ve heard some dirty wedding photographers say they routinely ask to take “boudoir” photos if an upcoming bride seems particularly pliable. And then on occasion, if they say yes, one thing leads to another and the photographer ends up getting laid by the future bride just before the wedding.

Now, maybe these guys are BS’ing me. But it seems to make sense. After all, I have a degree in amateur hoochie-mamma psychology from Walmart University.

Another little known fact, at least to us guys, is chicks love to get their wedding dress on in front of other chicks. Maybe part of it is fellowship. Maybe part of it is kinda rubbing it in their face. I’m getting married to this stud, and you’re not. Check out my body. Yep, he loves all this. He loves me and not you. It’s because my body is fabu-fuckin-loso and I have a platimum puss. Bam, rub it in your face.

Women can be cruel and heartless, especially to each other. Maybe that’s why there are so many snaps of gals getting dressed for their weddings. Other chicks take the pics, and then send them around the web as retribution. That bitch thinks she can taunt me with her hot wedding body? Does she not realize anyone can starve themselves for 2 months before a wedding and lose a little pudge? I’ll show her, that hussy. I’m gonna mail her braless photos to her ex.

Whatever the reason, it’s a thing. I kinda like collecting photos of girls doing dirty things on their wedding days. Some of them are not fit to be posted here, cause hey I try to keep it non-nude and simply perverted. Braless we can deal with, but goo’d up and spread is probably a little much, at least for bralessblog.

And no, you wankers, don’t email me asking for more raunchy photos. Welll, unless you have something to trade. You’d be surprised at how many folks contact me asking for more photos/videos of this gal or that gal. A bunch of stalkers, I tell ya. Including women. Women get smitten, and contact me begging. Maybe some of the bridesmaids in these photos will recognize themselves and want more memory photos to wank with.

Ah well, so much for the purity of the bride and the sanctity of marriage. Errrbody’s gotta get off, including horny brides. The grooms probably got dragged to a raunchy bachelor party, and are all empty, spent, and maybe a little nervous that they picked up something worse than the common cold from the stripper who turned out to do more than strip.

Update:
Here are a few more pics of my favorite/latest braless brides.

Update 2:
Here’s a video of a wedding that’s slightly out of control. I say that because we have something things going on that will result in open mouths and gasps and shock and awe. Do you see those giant hooters bouncing around? Something about braless weddings make me verrrry happy…

Update 3:
Many folks have been contacting me asking for more wedding boobies. It’s a bit of a niche, and I can understand how people really enjoying digging deep into the whole landscape of babes and weddings. So here we go…

It’s sexy to watch busty ladies like this getting into their wedding dress, especially when it’s so common to have their hot friends helping them.

It’s almost like a female grooming process. You know how monkeys will pick things out of each other’s fur?

Yeah, like that, except they are mashing each other’s boobs around.

It looks like this babe is trying on a dress.

Imagine working in a wedding dress shop where hot chicks were constantly coming in and trying on dresses. Yes, as a sales person working off commission, you would tend to push them towards pricier dresses. But as a pervert, I would be encouraging them to try on stuff that displayed their cleavage.

Here’s another shot of somebody’s friend helping them.

You have to wonder how many bisexual babes get a little moist in the panties when they are helping their friends get dressed.

Hey, it’s an emotional time. You’re worried you’re going to lose your friend to her new husband. You’re wanting one last lick between the thighs?

Ok, maybe that’s just my little wedding fantasy, and it never really happens.

Update 4:
This little wifey is enjoying getting naughty right before she get’s hitched. I love the thong underwear…

How about a downblouse for a bride? I’m sure the photographer (and several onlookers) enjoyed looking down this beauty’s wedding dress at her delicious cleavage.

Update 5:
Who doesn’t appreciate giant, veiny wedding boobs??

Update 6:
Next time you go to a wedding, and the bride is really hot, and you’re wondering what she’s wearing under that wedding dress, be aware that the answer may be… not much!