Why Stefanie Knight’s Boobs Won’t Stop Jiggling

It doesn’t matter if you’ve never heard of her.

I know that’s what you were thinking – Who the hell is Stefanie Knight? Why is her name spelled so weird? Is she related to Michael Knight, and has she ever driven the KITT car? Where are her boobs?

Well, that’s how I was, and then BAM! I was enlightened.

I am almost ashamed to admit that as good as her boobs are, I am most stunned by her face. She is ridiculously gorgeous. I know I know… now you think I’ve lost my mind.

Back to her boobs!

I have very carefully assessed these magnificent mammaries, and now consider myself a court-qualified expert. She looks to have natural d-cups. Considering she’s posed nude before, I can assure you her nipples are of the upmost quality, and are pink, and I want to marry them.

This video shows her bouncing those braless boobies all over the place. You may be asking yourself, along the lines of the title of my blog post, why the heck are her boobs so jiggly? Here are the deets:
1) They are all natural. It’s hard to beat the bounce and jiggle inherent to natural boobs. I’m not saying I don’t like enhanced boobs. I’m just saying it’s an awesome thing to watch a big pair of natties shake and wobble. As evidenced here by Stef.
2) She tends to stomp around. Hey, she knows her assets. The more people stare at her boobs, the more popular she becomes, and the more money she makes. If she walks all smooth, elegant, like a timid church mouse, her boobs would (unfortunately) tend to stay put. They would attract less attention. She doesn’t want that. That’s why, when she’s on the runway modeling lingerie and bikinis, she does everything but jumprope and flap them around like she’s singing the milkshake song.