Danielley Ayala Wins the Best Boobs Award

Once upon a time, big boobs were a burden.

Women had to run from sabre-toothed tigers and light campfires and keep themselves clean(ish) without hot showers and bath soap. So having gigantic boobs sort of impeded all of that.

Raise your hand if you’ve ever seen a woman with giant boobs run. Although it’s fun to watch – in a perverted kind of way – it’s not in the least little bit elegant. What I’m saying is, giant knockers from a natural selection perspective were a drawback.

In midieval times, women couldn’t go to the store and buy a bigger bra or a special blouse made for busty gals. They had to make their own clothes, or get their mamma to do it. Once again, have huge hooters was a pain. And it wasn’t like there were career alternatives like pole dancing and strip clubs where bouncing those things was going to make you money. You were trying to farm and maybe hunt, and they just got in the way.

Fast forward to modern times, and we have gals like Danielley Ayala who’s sole claim to fame is huge boobs.

I mean, I’m sure she’s a good person. I’m sure she has a great personality. I’m sure if she delivered your pizza, or helped you find the right widget on Aisle 5 at the local hardware store, she would do just fine. But the reality is, she’s making BANK and it’s because of her boobs.

I think she might have started out on Instagram as an “influencer”. That just means she sells shit to fans who are there to look at her titties. She has 6.4 million followers. Damn, that is a lot of fans!

But since then, like many internet hunnies, she has migrated to OnlyFans. There’s no good way to determine how many subscribers she has on OF. Her subscription is $4.75 per month. If we assume she has 1,000 subscribers, that’s $4,750 per month, or about $60k a year she’s pulling in. I might guess that’s it’s more like 5,000 subscribers, or $23,750 per month, or $285k per year. Yes, she’s getting rich because of her boobs.

Hey, that’s enough about money. I don’t want to taint our Danielley experience with talk of cash. We are really here for something else entirely.

There’s no doubt she is so popular because her boobs aren’t just big, they are freaking magnificent. She claims that she was born with big boobs but they were droopy and I guess sketchy so she had them “re-done”. I can’t really tell if we should consider them fake. I guess so.

A bit of a Danielley biography:
She’s from Los Angeles.
She currently lives in Miami.
She does not eat condiments.
She likes dogs.
She has six tattoos.
She is Puerto Rican and Russian.
Obviously, she’s not married.

Update:
About a zillion people have already contacted me asking if I have Danielley nudes. The short answer is yes. I don’t know if the pics were leaked. Or if she started doing nudes after the OnlyFans migration. Or maybe a combination, where some of her private photos were leaked, and then she figured well screw it, my nipples are already out there on the internet, I might as well make money off of them.

Regardless, she routinely posses braless with her nipples poking through. And she does topless where she does a handbra, cupping those magnificent melons with her hands. And godblessher, she loves doing underboob stuff, which drives me bonkers and makes me hump the prickly bush in my back yard.