Jennifer Lopez Gives Us Less Butt and More Boobs

When it comes to Jennifer Lopez, most of ya’ll seem to be obsessed with her butt.

And I get it. She’s a Latina, and sort of famous for putting the jiggle and shake in the booty. That girl is thick in those areas, and should not be ignored.

So I’ll start you out with a candid thong pic, just so you don’t think I’m dead inside, and can’t see the forest for the trees, or the booty for the boobies.

But I think it’s time to deepdive (and motorboat) those titties.

As you well know by now, the whole cameltoe + braless thing is rare enough to a) get me extra excited, and b) get my full attention. I love this pic of Jennifer in a tight-fitting workout suit because her pokies are so clearly visible and we have a delicious little side dish of cameltoe.

She likes to work that body. Her boobs aren’t gigantic, but it seems like every time she steps out in the public eye she is squeezing that cleavage for all that it’s worth.

I think she likes the attention. I think her cleavage likes the attention!

She almost had an “oops” moment with the sideboob the other day at a photoshoot. Of course perverts like me were there to watch, record, and slobber.

The way that we are getting a whiff of upskirt here in some ways distracts us from the fact that we’re afforded a bit of a downblouse.

And finally, speaking of oops, this nipple is so brown and tasty looking that I can’t resist breaking my own rules and posting this nipslip of Jennifer here…