Taylor Swift Boobs Make a Surprise Appearance

I swore back in 2016 (yes almost 8 years ago) back when I was ogling Selena Gomez’s boobies that I was going to do something on Taylor Swift.

Yeah, she’s not that well-endowed. Not like exceptional boobs that keep me up at night with woodies.

But they are decent b-cups, and she shows them off rarely enough that it’s titillating when she does.

I thought this whole Taylor Swift for 2024 President thing was real, and then I realized not. Hey, I would vote for her. Why vote for one of the decrepit old fogies when we can have a young hottie in the office.

You can occasionally find some cleavage shots. But she is oddly protective of those girlies. You have to search long and hard for some pokies. Those nipples stay strapped down 24/7, let me tell you.

Taylor has dated like half of the male musicians of the modern age. I’m surprised nobody has made a sex tape that got leaked. She must keep those on lock down too.