Rachel Pizzolato’s Nipples Are Top Secret

Rachel Pizzolato started off pretty geeky and low-key.

She won a science and engineering contest as a young adult with a rubber band project. Then she went on to star in a Mythbusters Junior show. All of that was well and good, but somewhere along the way, she grew a really impressive pair of big natural boobs, and every red-blooded male began to sit up and pay attention.

She is 6’1″ tall, so don’t be trying to get in line for this ride if you’re a short brutha. She is skinny everywhere but her boobs. They gotta be D-cups, maybe DD?

She is not shy about flashing those girls around. She has 232k followers on her Inst page, and 2.3 million followers on TikTok.

I think she is 20 or 21 years old these days, and there is no age limit to eyeballing and enjoying those hooters. So no need to check your birthdate.

What can be hard to find is Rachel’s nipples. I have labored long and hard, and put together a foine, foine collection of pokies pics where Rachel isn’t being too careful with her nipples…

Annnnd, don’t forget the awesome, slow motion, bouncy-bouncy video:

I think she is more or less an “influencer” now. She influences me to make babies and love the female form, that’s for sure.

She’s pretty athletic. She did gymnastics, track & field, and volleyball growing up.

These days, she is well known for putting on a skimpy outfit with those boobs all squeezed together for some dramatic cleavage, and going to a comic-con where she’s capable of doing a flip in heels. Ya gotta see it to believe it.

Update:
I thought we should celebrate Rachel’s amazing boobs by taking an even closer look at her nipples. Pokies anyone?