Torpedo Tits

Although I can find a few references here and there on BralessBlog about torpedo tits, I am appalled to realize I have never created a post specifically about it.

Yes, some of you SuperFans will probably email me and remind me about the infamous “Telescopic Boobie Calculations” deep dive. Of course you should go check that out if you need a boob-related trigonometry lesson.

But let’s actually DO torpedos:

My god. I mean, seriously. Mr Webster had this girl come into his office, and he snapped a photo of her boobs with his iphone, and he put a photo of her beside the definition of “torpedo tits” in his dictionary.

Look at the way those things stick out! She deserves some kind of award. At the very least she takes the trophy away from the chick in the telescopic boobie calculation post.

I think I was damaged during my youth by National Geographic Magazine.

Seeing some of the topless “native” women with their huge, elongated banana boobies swinging free really messed me up.

Don’t lie, you know exactly what I’m talking about. Unless you’ve never even picked up a copy of NatGeo magazine. I swear I don’t know what this world is coming to.

If that’s not enough Braless wonderment for the day (and honestly, that gal’s boobs should be enough for all of us, that’s for sure), you can go randomly check out the Blonde Sideboob post from a while back.