Tulisa is Braless

I saved these pics on my hardrive and labelled them Tulisa. That’s a good thing, because she is perky and cute and braless. But damn, you’d think I’d be a little more complete with my information. Who the hell is Tulisa? Why does she waggle those boobs around with no bra? Is that toolbag dude running away because now he has seen just how short her outfit is and how bare her boobies are and he just can’t take it? These and many more questions crossed my inquiring mind as I paged through the yummy action photos and dreamed of Tulisa’s pokies scratching up my nose and my forehead and other parts of my body.

So I googled her. Not quite as fun as fondling her, but slightly more legal. She is a 23 year old singer and actor from Great Britain. 23 years old, man I’m getting old. I remember sleeping with a 23 year old several decades ago. That was some nubile noshing. I guess you would have to be 23 to wear a hideous outfit like this, and then waltz around with paparazzi snapping photos of your boobs bouncing around and your asscheeks hanging out. I think I need to see some photos of her in lingerie, maybe a g-string.