Top Ten Reasons to Go Braless

BralessBlog.com Top Ten Reasons to Go Braless

10) Cancer
Bras cause breast cancer. I don’t have any direct evidence of this. Uh, and neither does anybody else. But it’s better to be safe than sorry, right ladies? If I wore a jock strap that squashed my nutsack for like 18 hours a day, I’m certain I would develop testicular cancer. Just a feeling I have. So if you’re hot, eat a clean diet, don’t smoke, and are trying to keep your nice-looking breasts cancer free, ditch the bra – go braless and be healthy!

9) Attention
Men will give you more attention. Whether or not we were breastfed as youngsters, most men are obsessed with breasts. The more prominent the woman’s display of pokies, the more attention your breasts will receive. The more attention your breasts receive, the higher the chance that you will receive attention. It’s a numbers game, see how it works? And all ladies crave attention, right?

8) Money
Men will give you more money. The more attention a woman gets from a man, the better her chances of scoring some loot. Some of you liberal ladies out there may take offense at this idea, but hey – free money is free money. If the cashier at the McD’s drive-through was handing out $5 bills, you would accept the gracious gift, correct?

7) Expensive
Bras are expensive. Geez, have you checked the prices at Victoria Secret lately? Nope, bras aren’t cheap. Imagine what you could do with all that money if you didn’t have to buy bras. Let’s think about that for a minute. If each bra costs $20, and you have to have 7 bras (one for each day of the week), and buy one replacement per month), that’s a $140 initial investment and a $240/year upkeep investment. You could buy a lot of sexy lingerie, adult toys, and gifts for your favorite man with that kind of dough.

6) Time
It saves you time. Face it, time is a precious commodity. I know some of you dirty girls have probably sprinted out of your home in the mornings to try and make it to work on time after stuffing your feet into a pair of dirty but convenient socks or pantyhose, or maybe even skipping that important step of putting on some clean underwear. What the heck, don’t make your boss mad, get to work on time and go braless!

5) Comfort
Are bras comfortable? Heck no! Swing free and be relieved. Bralessness invariably generates great sighs of relief.

4) Trophies
Bras look great. Whether you shop for your underwear and lingerie at Wal-Mart, Frederick’s of Hollywood, or somewhere in between, it’s not hard to find a good looking bra. But we all know bras look best when flung over a lampshade, when spinning lazily wrapped around a ceiling fan, or when crumpled up next to a pile of hastily removed clothing. So buy your bras and put them on if you must, but remove them and go braless at your earliest opportunity.

3) Forget About Sag
Some say you need a bra to keep your breasts from sagging. Don’t listen to those bozos, what do they know? If you already have saggy boobs, it’s too late. Wearing a bra won’t magically (poof!) turn your 36 year old rack into 18 year old boobs. And if your breasts have not yet started sagging (hoo-ray!), and you wear a bra as a precautionary or preventative measure, there is no need. After all, you can always ask a cosmetic surgeon to give you a lift. In fact, within a few years, some scientist or engineer will develop an antigravity device that you could use to perk those boobies right up. So go braless without fear!

2) Easy Access
At any given moment, your man (or your woman, if you swing that way) may wish to cop-a-feel, nuzzle your boobies, suck on a nip, etc. Why deny your significant other the pleasure?

And the number one reason to go braless…
1) You can’t be featured on BralessBlog.com if you aren’t braless!