Category Archives: Bikini Pokies

A wet bathing suit and (sigh) some bikini pokies – who needs anything more to make an awesome Summer? I hope the guy who invented bikinis is a millionaire; I’d like to shake his hand :)

Summertime Amateurs

Posted on June 18, 2007 by Mr. Pokies

Might as well go completely amateur today. It just feels like that’s what we need. Something fresh and unspoiled and nearly innocent. Not completely innocent, as in “wow, are these things boobies?” More like, “hey, are you really staring at … Continue reading →

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Uma Thurman Has Space Station Boobies

Posted on June 13, 2007 by KingMike

I continue to be amazed by the size of Uma Thurman’s boobs. Where do those things come from, outer space? Did the astronauts run across them as they serviced the international space station and bring them back so that could … Continue reading →

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Brooke Burke Beach Invasion

Posted on June 8, 2007 by KingMike

Excuse us for saying so, but Brooke Burke has to be the hottest milf that has ever been half naked on the beach walked the earth. Check out those legs, man, her body is enough to bring tears to our … Continue reading →

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Do Not Confuse Montag with Maytag

Posted on June 5, 2007 by KingMike

Heidi Montag‘s stomach is so flat, it makes you wonder if she’s had surgery, or is just some kind of genetic superfreak. Skinny girls with big boobs tend to turn heads. When they stuff themselves into little white bikinis with … Continue reading →

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