Category Archives: Sports Pokies

I searched high and low and realized I thus far have only covered swimmer pokies, not diving pokies. I guess the sports pokies category in general has been a little under-represented the last few years. With the exception of golf. … Continue reading →

It’s been awhile since I posted about crossfit boobs. What the hell is wrong with me? Wait, don’t answer that. I guess I got distracted and fell down on my duty. I might fall down on my face if I … Continue reading →

What red-blooded American kid doesn’t grow up with a lifeguard fetish? I am particularly compromised, since I grew up watching Pamela Anderson bounce her rack around on Baywatch once a week. Going to the pool as a kid, the lifeguards … Continue reading →

I was driving down the road yesterday in my rusty Yugo, belching oily exhaust and trying to kill as many trees as possible, when I nearly had a head-on crash with a gal on a bicycle. She was fully equipped … Continue reading →