Jessica Simpson Page

Jessica’s southern twang makes sense considering she was born in Dallas Texas back on July 10, 1980. She only stands 5’3″, but with those D-cups and her long blonde hair, she looks like a whooooole lotta woman.

The fact that her father was a psychologist and also a youth minister in a Baptist Church sufficiently warped Jessica Ann Simpson to the extent that she remained a virgin until marriage. Of course, part of that little factoid may depend on one’s definition of “virgin”… is it Clinton-esque or nun-like?

She started out singing in the Christian music world, but a fan-base devloped that was more pop than religious. Tommy Mottola, the guy who was gaga over Mariah Carey, signed her after being impressed by a) her voice, b) her performing skills, c) her bosoms.

More factoids:
– Turned down a roll in Coyote Ugly.
– Is the big sister of Ashlee Simpson, but refuses to perform perverted sex acts with her while we watch.
– Favorite Movie = Pretty Woman
– Although known for being a dumb blonde, is supposedly in the genius dept with an IQ of 160 (riiiiiight).

We hereby dedicate this page to one of our favorite goddesses: Jessica Simpson.

Daydreaming Aug 22 2007
T-shirt Action July 2, 2007
Swinging Free April 16, 2007
Braless Goddess Feb 3, 2007
In Black Dec 17, 2006
Braless and Big Dec 12, 2006
A Braless Lunch July 4, 2006

Update:
I submit to you the holy grail of Jessica Simpson pics, where not only can you see her big dangly boobs in a bikini top, but she has a rather explicit looking cameltoe hanging out of her bikini bottom.

These are fairly recent photos, post lip injections, with her in a dressy black ensemble with hard nipple pokies showing through. Those boobs look truly massive.