Braless Cameltoes are Great Marketing Tools

Posted on September 5, 2021 by Mr. Pokies

As perverted as I am, and as long as I’ve been posting stuff up here at BralessBlog, I guess I’ve never had the occasion to create a category for “underboob cameltoe”.

I mean, that’s a pretty narrow niche. I guess I can’t really create a category for every single one of my kinks. We would run out of space in the categories page.

Thank goodness we have a category for braless cameltoes, because it’s my latest obsession.

Can you believe this chick?

Those boobs are so in-my-face that I can both smell them and taste them. They aren’t huge, which in some ways makes them that much more achievable. I guess achievable is a dumb way to put it, since it seems really unlikely that I’m going to have them in my mouth any time soon.

But she wouldn’t be in this category if she didn’t have a cameltoe. Ah, yes, the old pudenda parter. The coozie cleaver. Tha slit splitter.

Speaking of real enough to smell, I can smell that thing considering she’s yanking her pants right into it.

There’s a rosebud in there that needs my teeth on it.

You probably see a logo somewhere in this pic. No, not the one for my website. I mean the one on her shirt.

It’s amazing these days how easy it is to market things. Grab some gal who likes to show off her stuff, get her to put your stuff on her social media while her underboobs are hanging out. I know I’m going to stare, and so are you. You’ll remember that logo for the rest of your life. Or at least the rest of the night.

Sweet dreams.

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Milana Vayntrub Gives Away Her Boobies for Free

Posted on August 21, 2021 by Mr. Pokies

Sharp-eyed perverts like myself remember back when Milana Vayntrub premiered in those AT&T commercials. In their infinite wisdom, the AT&T marketing guys stuck her in a tight-fitting shirt and had her wiggle and smile and prance around in a way that made us all hot and horny. This started around 2013.

In addition to her name, Milana has some other unique attributes. For instance, her massive mammaries.

Over the years, she has struggled a bit with her weight. I mean, a gal who is stacked like that is never going to be a thin little waif. She has a few extra fat rolls, who cares. In some cases, it depends on the timing. When she eats more of those Thanksgiving and Christmas desserts, she get a little chubby. I don’t mind.

She has close to a million followers on her instagram page. It’s because she’s
a) cute
b) busty
c) entertaining

She’s no spring chicken. She’s 34 these days, and ya wanna think those girls are getting a wee bit droopy. Ain’t nothing wrong with that.

She is American, but with Russian ancestry. She dropped out of high school, but earned a GED and ended up going to college in California to get a Bachelor of Arts degree.

She is not married, probably because she wants to have my babies and is sitting around pining away for my awesomeness all the time.

Update:
As you probably guessed, my search for Vayntrub nipples is obsessive and never ending. While I was sitting here moaning her name, I figured I would post a few more photos of her braless and wanting my babies. Enjoy…

Update 2:
I could not resist adding this photo of Milana’s giant boobies in a pink romper…

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Why Stefanie Knight’s Boobs Won’t Stop Jiggling

Posted on July 20, 2021 by Mr. Pokies

It doesn’t matter if you’ve never heard of her.

I know that’s what you were thinking – Who the hell is Stefanie Knight? Why is her name spelled so weird? Is she related to Michael Knight, and has she ever driven the KITT car? Where are her boobs?

Well, that’s how I was, and then BAM! I was enlightened.

I am almost ashamed to admit that as good as her boobs are, I am most stunned by her face. She is ridiculously gorgeous. I know I know… now you think I’ve lost my mind.

Back to her boobs!

I have very carefully assessed these magnificent mammaries, and now consider myself a court-qualified expert. She looks to have natural d-cups. Considering she’s posed nude before, I can assure you her nipples are of the upmost quality, and are pink, and I want to marry them.

This video shows her bouncing those braless boobies all over the place. You may be asking yourself, along the lines of the title of my blog post, why the heck are her boobs so jiggly? Here are the deets:
1) They are all natural. It’s hard to beat the bounce and jiggle inherent to natural boobs. I’m not saying I don’t like enhanced boobs. I’m just saying it’s an awesome thing to watch a big pair of natties shake and wobble. As evidenced here by Stef.
2) She tends to stomp around. Hey, she knows her assets. The more people stare at her boobs, the more popular she becomes, and the more money she makes. If she walks all smooth, elegant, like a timid church mouse, her boobs would (unfortunately) tend to stay put. They would attract less attention. She doesn’t want that. That’s why, when she’s on the runway modeling lingerie and bikinis, she does everything but jumprope and flap them around like she’s singing the milkshake song.

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Braless Musician

Posted on July 4, 2021 by Mr. Pokies

I’ve talked about a few braless musicians before.

LeAnn Rimes comes to mind.

Selena Gomez makes me weak-kneed.

But this manic violin player takes the cake. What the heck was she thinking? Did her boss tell her “Look, we want as many people staring at your tits as possible. I want you to ditch the bra, and pinch your nipples until they scream for attention.”

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